
So last weekend we went to hike a cave in Flagstaff and some of the husbands were allowed to join us-I knew it would be a mistake, and I was right...Because some people coughcoughpattycoughcough were SURE there would be bathrooms at the site, and there were actually zero bathrooms, some people were forced to pee in the woods...and some people coughcoughjeffcoughcough took pictures of them peeing in the woods...this is my Britney Spears going postal on the paprazzi pose...
Jeff took this group pic shortly after the woods pix...can you tell that we're all still a little annoyed with him? lolol!!!
But since Jeff looks like the Michael Keaton Batman, we were soon mollified
the cave entrance was pretty much straight down and there were huge rocks to get around on the way down...I'm still sporting a bruise on my hip the size of my hand as well as several other various and sundry bruises and scrapes...
"This is torture, at its most bizarre and terrible" to quote Adam West Batman...
so..."To the Batcave!"
ok, promise i'll stop now, lol!
and this is what the cave looked like inside...lololol!
It was pretty cool on the inside of the cave once we got past the boulders-the floor of the cave was either really smooth and slick or really rough and uneven...I would definitely suggest something besides trail runners for foot gear if you're thinking of going...
Ha! Everyone's a comedian lol!
and there were many many jokes by my group made along the lines of "look, EVEN Carlene has to duck" har-de-har!
So after an hour or so of being a mile underground with no light at all, seeing daylight up ahead was a goooood thing, lol!
The cave
web site states that "it can be very dark one mile from the nearest light source."
It CAN be? Like is it sometimes NOT? lol!
straight up again over the "extremely steep, narrow and rocky terrain" to get out...
I was soooo hungry when we were done! I gave Jeff orders to find a picturesque roadside diner...and MKBatman obliged!!!
"When you get a little older, you'll see how easy it is to become lured by the female of the species"
LOL last one, sorry couldn't resist!!!
I was soooo happy to get to eat, I even forgave Jeff for taking pix of me peeing! And I'm sure you'll be seeing the pix on the internet soon, wonder if I'll get royalties?... lolol!
Holy Batcave, peace out & happytrails!